The Roadtrip Scorecard

• Largest number of “adult emporiums” in one state: 5 (Iowa wins with 4 Lion’s Dens and 1 Romantix)
• Most times I heard the Led Zeppelin classic Whole Lotta Love in one day: 4
• Number of Pro-fur billboards on I90: 3 (all in S Dakota)
• Total ounces of bad gas station coffee consumed: 96
• Number of mental breakdowns that dissolved into hysterical, uncontrolled laughter: 1 (in Montana)